Happy New Ye– Okay, I’ll cut the crap. So I haven’t posted in ummm, 3 months? Well, you see… the thing is… I um… Alright! Aright! I don’t have an excuse! I’m sorry, I just get lazy, I’m human too, right?
So because I never blog, I thought I blog about not blogging, do you other bloggers understand what I’m blogging about here?
Why? I ask myself, Why do I forget to write to these amazing people who read my boring little blog? Well, that’s mostly because this blog doesn’t mean that much to me and so it really shouldn’t for you crazy readers with no lifes either. But I apreciate that you read it when I actually do post!
Okay, so I don’t know if you remember but in my last post, I mentioned collecting and experimenting on slugs? Great, I know… (But not really) Out I went at 10 o’clock at night scouting for adorable little slimy slugs. In the dark. And the cold. And rain. And and and… so like yeah. The best part? I returned to the house with out anything but dirt, rainwater and an increasing hate for Biology class.
And what did we do to these slugs? Well, really we didn’t do anything terrible. We just tested to see what food they liked best, and then dumped the survivors into the ‘wild’. Unfortunatly, my partner’s slugs weren’t one of the lucky ones… We buried Slick and Slimy’s little corpses and held back our tears for these brave slugs that gave up their lifes for our cruel cruel games.
Tehe. Hilarious post as usual. But the poor slugs! D:
DING!